
Reasons I hate the dentist...
- I hate the gritty toothpaste.
- I hate the forceful flossing.
- I hate how they always tell me I don't floss enough.
- I hate the rubbery fingers in my mouth.
- I hate the hygienist who tries to ask you questions while her fingers are in your mouth.
- I hate the warm water that squirts your face.
- I hate the suction thing that never gets all the toothpaste grit out.
- I hate the X-rays - how the things they stick in your mouth pinch your cheeks.
- I hate the taste of fluoride.
- I hate how the dentist always tells me to move my tongue - I don't know where to move it to nor how to move it!
- I hate how I never know where to look - straight into the dentist's eyes? Up his nose? Do I just close my eyes?
- I hate how my teeth hurt for hours afterwards.
- I hate the smell.
- I hate how I always gag.
- I hate the spit I collect in the back of my mouth.
3 years ago my mom called me and told my it was time for my 6 month check up. With all good intentions, I said "I have dental insurance through work, no need for you and dad to pay out of pocket for me, I'll go on my own." 3 years later I have not been to the dentist. I honestly tried to find a dentist but quickly got discouraged and gave up.
Last week I was eating a Starburst (something I do regularly) and it kind of hurt. So I went to the mirror to see what I had stuck in my tooth. To my surprise, I saw that I had a hole in my tooth! Could it be? My first cavity EVER?!?!? I think so. After crying for 45 minutes I have scheduled a dentist appointment. Tomorrow, at 5:00, I will take my "big girl pill" (thanks mom) and face the consequences of ignoring my dental hygiene for 3 years. Wish me luck.